There is a hole in my glass

There is a hole in my glass

it was once half-full

now it’s half-empty

that glass is an ass

that ass is a glass

and that glass has a hole

I’d rather my glass be whole

Stupid fucking glass-hole

That glass-hole is smart

It’s getting out while it can

But now I’m terribly thirsty

Dumb empty glass

There is a hole in my dumb glass

But I’ve bought a shotgun

I’m going to shoot you in the glass

Because you’re a relentless ass

There is a hole in your relentless glass

And your glass is now bleeding

You won’t remember this later

After your glass stops beating